It’s Our Prom (So Deal With It)

Julie Anne Peters, April 2012. Man, for YEARS now I have really wanted to like a Julie Anne Peters book.  I mean, she’s a mainstream Big Six writer of teen lesbian and trans fiction. She’s like the David Levithan of dykes – except that Levithan’s a brilliant writer and Peters, well, isn’t.

But this book is different. It’s narrated by two kids, Luke and Azure, who are determined to make this year’s prom an alternative that everyone can enjoy.  Luke’s bi and Azure’s gay, so of course they want a prom without gender restrictions, but they go further than that – they want it cheap enough for everyone to afford, no formalwear required, Wii tournaments, free drugs, a tattoo parlor, and a drag show?  Kids these days. But as they work out compromises between what they want, what the senior class wants, what’s allowed by school authorities, and what they can afford, they learn about teamwork and transcending their cliques in some nice and non-clichéd ways.

Subplots abound: Azure and Luke both have crushes on Radhika, their third bestie.  Azure’s ex is haunting the edges of her life and it’s making her sad and wistful. Luke’s brother, who owns a limo company, is a jerk and is also in charge of him while their parents are abroad….and I totally did not see the resolution of this one coming.

The book is not perfect. It’s too long, and the romance bit with Azure and her ex is stupid, and I never did get a handle on Radhika. And I’m not sure why Ms. Peters’s editor didn’t correct her repeated references to “a monkey survey” (maybe in the finished version). Still: realistic characters with reasonable motivations, and no one dies in the end. Yay!

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Chulito

Charles Rice-González, October 2011.  Chulito is a small-time drug runner and high-school dropout with a secret: he’s crushing hard on Carlos.  Carlos and Chulito were childhood besties, but Carlos skipped two grades, stopped dressing and talking street, went off to college, and came out of the closet. Now Chulito’s buddies on the corner harass Carlos whenever they see him, and the two certainly can’t be seen together….and yet Chulito can’t stop thinking about Carlos.

Despite the street-culture background, the book is filled with queer people – the neighborhood drag queen hangs out her window begging passersby for drugs and popsicles. The Korean kid who works at his family’s Chinese restaurant wants Chulito to fix him up with any male friends who like Asian boys. The travel agency down the street is run by Julio, an older gay man who serves as the story’s moral center and voice of reason.

Like Street Dreams, Chulito makes the coming-out problem novel relevant again. I’ve read a bunch of stories in which a young man comes out into a macho culture, but each of those (Street Dreams excepted) describes a boy who’s always felt different, who’s not into the violence and exclusion of his peers, and that’s part of how he knows he’s gay. Chulito is different. He’s a thug, he sells drugs by choice, he enjoys killing time on the corner passing around a bottle of Hennessey, he loves wearing baggy pants and baseball caps and looking tough. He doesn’t want to change any of that – he just has a huge crush on a sexy college boy whose boldness he envies and respects: “[Chulito] loved how Carlos matter of factly said he dug him. That was up front and gangsta.”

At the end of the book, Chulito comes out to his boss Kamikaze, whose support and continued love means a lot to him and strengthens his resolve to come out to his other friends.  When he does, violence results, but all it really does is separate the homophobes from the true friends who can deal with Chulito’s new relationship.  Kamikaze isn’t as happy for Chulito when he announces his decision to leave the drug-dealing game; Kaz pulls a gun on Chulito in a dramatic scene, but continues to have his back in the end.

The book is a page-turner, tautly written with dialogue and details that carefully build a world many readers will never experience in real life.  My only quibble is that it could have used better editing.  A big publishing house would have the editorial talent to correct some pretty serious structural flaws, like a few shifts in perspective which seem to unintentionally switch the POV to Carlos’s. Maybe that’s been cleaned up in the final version, since what I read was an ARC.  Nevertheless, highly recommended.

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me@you.com

K.E. Payne, 2012.  This sweet story of first love starts out a bit expository, as protagonist Imogen discovers the joy of online friends via a message board about a popular TV show, but picks up quickly as she starts crushing on girls….GIRLS!  She freaks a little, tries the old “if I have sex with a boy, I’m straight, right?” and loses her virginity to her boyfriend Matt. Then she gets a giant crush on a cute girl from the message board, dumps Matt, and has a two-week lesbo fling before her heart is broken. Finally, she finds love in the arms of another online acquaintance who’s been a solid rock of a friend all along. They live happily ever after.

Payne gets a lot right here – the insanity of first teen love kicked up a notch by the fact that they’re both girls and think it’s normal to say “I love you” before they’ve even kissed is a great example. The way Imogen casually uses Matt even while she feels guilty about it is another, since it humanizes the character a bit. The only missteps come in the way Payne reveals the plot primarily through IM chat logs, message board posts, emails, and text messages. That device itself works well, but Payne’s made the choice to have her characters use print-caliber grammar, spelling, and punctuation, which makes the story more readable but far less realistic.

The other big problem is that Immy starts out as, seemingly, a complete Internet novice. This just isn’t realistic for a middle-class college student in 2011, particularly one who has a computer in her room and who awakens so quickly to the delights of online friendship and love. How could it be true that Immy’s never heard of IM before?

Still, a fresh, clean look at first girl/girl love and all of its baggage. Recommended.

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Street Dreams

Tama Wise, March 2012. Tyson lives in downtown Auckland and dreams of being a graffiti artist, filling up notebooks with his hip-hop-influenced drawings. He spends his nights washing dishes to help his widowed mom pay the rent while evading the come-ons of sexy Zadie, and his days hanging out with his boy Rawiri.  He’s afraid to tell any of them what he’s feared for years: he’s gay.

This problem novel features the classic “coming out into a scary straight world” plot, but dressed up in new clothes as Tyson tries to figure out how he can be both tough and gay; both Maori and gay; both a graffiti artist and gay.  The setting is intriguing and almost otherworldly for American-centric readers like me: who even knew New Zealand had a hip-hop scene?  Asides about local vs. American rap and the difficulties moving from notebook art to spray-painting add even more interest. Recommended.

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The Difference Between You and Me

Madeleine George, 2012.  It’s really hard to write a successful multiple-narrator novel and manage to keep the voices distinct.  George does a superb job here, aided by the fact that Jesse doesn’t actually narrate – it’s a pretty intimate third-person limited perspective, though. Anyway, Jesse is really our heroine.  She’s the daughter of activist parents who couldn’t care less that she’s gay, and indeed do that thing where they think she likes any girl she’s friends with, which is annoying but supportive. She has a huge crush on Emily, student council vice-president and all-around go-getter, and in fact they have a weekly makeout date in the library bathroom. Emily is insistent on keeping the whole thing a secret so she doesn’t shatter her perfect image or hurt her sweet-but-dull boyfriend’s feelings.

Jesse’s mostly okay with that, as long as they get to keep making out, but then suddenly their worlds collide.  Jesse and her new bff Esther are planning a revolution of sorts around the school dance, which Emily has convinced StarMart to sponsor.  This thinly-veiled fictional version of WalMart has done all of the awful things to small-town economies, women, and the environment that the real-world store has, so Jesse and Esther plan an alternative dance and an awareness campaign without realizing it was Emily’s idea in the first place. This, as you might imagine, causes drama.

The story is just complicated enough, and the girls are totally real, and the makeout scenes are hot, even though they’re mostly just kissing.  Preorder now!

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Nightsiders

Sue Isle, March 2011. Every time I get sick of the indie presses — thinking they just don’t attract quality authors and then don’t have the editorial skill to turn around the mediocre manuscripts they do get — a book like Nightsiders comes around to prove me wrong.  This slim paperback from Australian indie Twelfth Planet Press is a haunting dystopia with just enough plot to keep the story going while the world is built via the experiences of a set of well-drawn characters. There are four long stories or short novellas included, all set in the same futuristic Australia after a time of extreme climate change, each told from a different POV. The book opens with teenage Kyra escaping from the tyrannical woman who raised her and finding comfort in a new, created “family.”  Next is Ash, who’s struggling to rid himself of his female body, but he needs connections, support, and money even to get to the hospital. Then comes Shani, whose job involves hunting through civilization’s ruins to find goods useful to her tribe — like batteries, medicine, or even an old screenplay that her little gang of actors can stage. Finally we meet Ellen, the only non-adolescent narrator, who teaches academic subjects to the kids in her tribe but is convinced to adapt to the times.  At only 138 high-interest pages, this will appeal to reluctant readers as well as dystopia-loving bookworms. Highly recommended.

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Who I Am

M.L. Rice, April 2011. I should have known from that dead cat…but I didn’t.

I really thought I was going to enjoy this realistic novel that, like K.E. Payne’s 365 Days, told a funny and sweet story about crushing on your best friend.  And that’s what it was like for the first half.  Unfortunately, some crazy melodrama happened in the second part…some serious Julie Anne Peters-type violence.  Basically, Melanie comes out to her family; her brother gets super-aggressive and mean about it; Devin runs out the front door to get away from him; Melanie follows, runs after her for a block, and her freaking lung collapses, and she disappears to the hospital and no one will tell Devin what’s going on ANGST PROBLEM-NOVEL MELODRAMA VIOLENCE SAD COMING-OUT = NOOOOOO type of shit. This didn’t do Peters any favors and it doesn’t help Rice either.  Come on, Ms. Rice, even though this was one of those books where only the narrator is surprised to learn Melanie is gay, I was STILL totally rooting for you up until Melanie’s brother delivers a dead cat in a box to Devin, which took me aback a bit, but I didn’t predict that it foreshadowed that terrible ending. Not recommended even one little bit.

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Brooklyn, Burning

Steve Brezenoff, September 2011. This book has gotten a lot of press for its main gimmick: the protagonist and her/his lover are not identified by gender. It’s intriguing that the book is written that way without being grammatically clumsy; this is accomplished by using first-person narration for Kid, who refers to the lover in the second person. It’s even more intriguing that there’s no reveal of a binary gender in the end.  The author’s message is clear: gender is complicated, and it matters, but it doesn’t always matter that we can’t put everyone into one of two tidily-labeled baskets. Every reader will cheer for Kid, and we don’t need to know Kid’s genetics and biology to do that.

The plot: Kid is semi-homeless due to parents who can’t deal with the lack of a polar gender. Kid sleeps in a warehouse with a quasi-boyfriend, or else in the basement of a friendly bar.  Kid meets Scout, falls in love, plays the drums, creates a new family of people willing to help out a genderqueer teenager without a home.  It’s both disturbing and heartwarming; think Adam Rapp’s Punkzilla or Benjamin Alire Saenz’s Last Night I Sang to the Monster. Highly recommended.

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Vicious Little Darlings

Katherine Easer, May 2011. Psychotic besties – one of my favorite types of conflict!  In this rather melodramatic psychological thriller, Sarah starts her freshman year at Wetherly College and discovers that her beautiful roommate Maddy is obsessed with death.  Maddy’s best friend Agnes is obsessed with, well, Maddy, in creepy and manipulative ways that Agnes gets away with for reasons Sarah can’t understand.  Soon the three girls have moved off-campus, where their isolation from anyone besides each other deepens the weird behavior Sarah sees.  She knows Maddy and Agnes are lying to her, but she has secrets of her own that she wants to keep buried, so she gets in deeper and deeper.  The end is tragic in a sort of operatic way.  There’s not much substance here, but it’s totally fun and a page-turner.

The gay part is that Agnes seems to have a crush on Maddy, although she denies it, but…well, it’s layered, like everything about these characters’ relationships.  You’ll see.

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Cursebusters!

Julie Smith, 2011.  I love a good boarding-school story, so I was all set to enjoy this one, set in Santa Barbara and Ojai and featuring a demon masquerading as a cat, a family curse, and time travel to ancient Mayan times. Protagonist Reeno has a sister, Haley, who’s severely, mysteriously ill; when Reeno gets busted for burglarizing her neighbors’ homes, she gets sent away to a sort of boarding school for problem kids.  She doesn’t miss home much (except for Haley), especially when she learns that there’s a group of psychic teens already at the school, and that she’s been selected by the cat-demon to assist him with preventing the end of the world. The plot was a little convoluted, but I liked the characters, particularly Gay Best Friend Carlos, and it was fast-paced.

So I enjoyed the first two-thirds of the book, mostly.  The only aspect that really bugged early on was the rendition of one character’s speech patterns.  Sonya is the sole African American character in the book, and her speech is laden with “‘jus” for ”just,” ”‘cept” for “except,” and the like – which is fine, except that none of the other characters speaks that way.  They, apparently, pronounce “going to” just as it’s written, whereas Sonya says “gonna.”  Come on, we all say “gonna.”  Why pin it on just the Black girl?

I was pretty unhappy with the unrealistic ending as well.  The book is fantasy, but it doesn’t seem very well thought out.  For example, now that Reeno knows about magic, she can just make up any old spell and it works; she writes an asinine rhyme about her contact lens to turn it into an invisibility device. Then there’s a deux-ex-machina ending with the cat suddenly becoming a huge jaguar and instantly summoning hundreds of other jaguars to the battle at a critical moment. The “realistic” part of the ending doesn’t fare any better; Kara, who’s suffered abuse at the hands of her parents, is convinced to report it, and from that moment on everything has changed for her.  She’s a joiner!  She cleans her room!  It’s an abrupt transformation from the way the character was presented earlier.

Recommended for those who enjoy low fantasy, particularly reluctant readers, as the cover is appealing and the book is well-paced.

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